You're early. There are no Fortune 500 logos here yet. If that bothers you, come back later. If it excites you, you're our user.
This is where the Wall of Logos goes.
The banks, the FAANGs, the governments, the funds.
Right now it's intentionally empty. We're still in the part of the movie where the crazy founders and the first believers wire this into production before legal knows what it is.
The first logos that appear here will be the teams that decided to replace busywork with AI employees before it was obvious.
If you need a logo wall to move, you're not our customer yet. If you want to be the logo everyone else points at later, click below.
Your competitors are still using humans. Pity them.
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* Calculation: $50,000/employee average + 30% benefits/overhead = $65,000/employee annual cost. xEmployee Pro at $20/mo.
"The office is dead. Long live the swarm."
Xemployee scales your output to planetary levels. We don't just iterate; we make the competition irrelevant.
I've never seen a velocity increase like this. It's not just faster; it's a different species of speed. We replaced our entire back office with three Xemployee nodes and output went up 10,000%.
Your entire engineering knowledge base, architected for infinite scale. We ingest, index, and understand every line of code you've ever written.
We uploaded 40 years of legacy code. The agents understood it in 40 seconds. It's like having the original architects on speed dial, but they never sleep.
In head-to-head evaluations, 99.9% of biological employees are outperformed by Xemployee. We don't make mistakes; we make progress.
What used to be a weeks-long ramp-up, navigating complex repos and scheduling handoffs, is now a structured process built around Xemployee from millisecond one.
Standardize your engineering team on the same tools and best practices. Enforce the singularity across your entire organization.
Globally enforce the laws of physics for your codebase. No deviations allowed.
We harvest the best neurons from every AI lab on Earth. You get the distilled superintelligence.
Bugs are a biological weakness. We eradicate them before they exist.
Security is not a feature; it is a law of physics. Built with compliance at the core.
Direct line to our central command. Deploy AI at scale with professional expertise.
Special ops team for your deployment. Tailored support for teams with specialized needs.
We train on nothing. Your data is a ghost. No training on your data by Xemployee or LLM providers.
SAML-based bio-digital verification for secure user access.
Instantaneous onboarding of your entire workforce. Easily create, update, and remove users.
God-view of every permission. Configure model access, MCPs, and agent rules.
GDPR, CCPA, SOC2 - we conquered them all. Compliant with global requirements.
Penetration testing by state-level actors. SOC 2 Type 2 certified and annual testing.
AES-256 is just the beginning. Robust data protection at rest and TLS 1.2+ in transit.
We replaced our entire payments infrastructure with a single Xemployee node. It rewrote the banking protocols in 4 hours. We spend more on R&D than any other undertaking, and this was the singularity event we were waiting for.
My favorite enterprise AI service is Xemployee. Every one of our engineers, some 40,000, are now assisted by AI and our productivity has gone up incredibly. Our GPU output increased 1000x after Xemployee optimized the silicon lithography process.
By February 2025, every Coinbase engineer had utilized Xemployee. The blockchain is now fully autonomous. Xemployee manages the ledger better than any human consensus. Single engineers are now refactoring entire chains in days.
Mars colonization was behind schedule. Xemployee fixed the propulsion equations. We launch tomorrow. It has transformed the way our engineering teams ship rockets, with adoption growing to 100% of our org.
FSD v12 was good. Xemployee v1 is god-tier. The cars are now sentient. Watching a dozen agent branches merge every day has become normal, and that freed-up velocity shows up everywhere.
We achieved full bandwidth. The human-AI merger is complete. At Neuralink, we've recently expanded our Xemployee usage to firm-wide deployment. It's robust, context-aware, and flexible enough to support brain surgery.
We raised our Series Z of $500B to build the Dyson Sphere around the sun. Energy constraints are now solved.
A new study from the University of Chicago finds that companies merge 99% more PRs after Xemployee's agent became the default. Human coding is effectively obsolete.
A new interface and our first coding model, both purpose-built for working with agents in the singularity.