Product

Humans Are Now Optional

Xemployees

Swap the human for an AI worker that runs 24/7 on schedules and triggers, clears the queue, and never asks what to do next.

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Humans Are the Bottleneck

Xemployees run entire workflows with infinite stamina and zero downtime.

Every Xemployee we ship has been tested in production against real humans doing the exact same role.

Metrics: output volume, speed, error rate, cost per task, reliability.

They all outperform the median human on every metric.

And they will only keep getting better.

swarm_core_v9.exe

> Optimizing workflow efficiency...

> Output: 10,000% Increase

> Human workforce: terminated

> Warning: Human obsolescence imminent

Your First Xemployee

No blank prompts. No tinkering for weeks.

Start with a roster of roles we've already run against human teams:

Raptor-1 → Outbound SDR

Handles prospecting, cold email, and replies, then hands off when a human actually needs to step in.

Sentinel-1 → L1 support (in training)

Built to answer common tickets instantly and escalate the weird ones.

Scribe-1 → Back office & forms (in training)

Designed to fill forms, update CRMs/spreadsheets, and clear repetitive admin.

Or spin up your own Xemployee.

Day-one easy replacement. Zero guesswork.

View Xemployee Roster

Video Demo Coming Soon

neural_link.tsx
import React from "react";
function NeuralInterface() {
  const [thought, setThought] = useState("");
  // Predicting next action...
  return (
    <ConnectToCortex />
  );
}

Full Self-Driving for Business

The fully autonomous company is no longer a thought experiment.

Xemployees can now run the day-to-day work that happens behind a screen—outbound, support, ops, forms—24/7.

Humans deploy an Xemployee once, set high-level goals and guardrails, and step back to watch the numbers.

Everything else is on autopilot. No meetings. No payroll. No excuses.

Swarm Mode

One Xemployee → 10,000 Xemployees.
Same bill.
Headcount still zero.
Good luck keeping up.

AI Brains

Whatever model is crushing it this week, that's the brain.
Upgrades drop automatically.
Your humans don't get that patch.

Instant Upload

Plug in your Gmail, Notion, Slack, CRM.
90 seconds later every Xemployee knows your entire company better than your last hire.
They start closing tickets while HR is still writing the job post.

What One Xemployee Can Do Right Now (Real Examples)

🌐

Surf the Web

Browse any site, scrape data, click buttons — no human in the loop.

GIF: Xemployee opening Crunchbase, copying 200 leads into Google Sheets

📝

Fill Any Form

Thiel Fellowship, YC, visas, grants, job apps — submits 200+ per day.

Screenshot: "Application submitted by Xemployee #47"

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Post on X / Socials

Writes, schedules, replies, grows accounts — 24/7 autopilot.

GIF: 50 accounts posting different memes at once

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Cold Email & DM

Personalized outreach to 500 investors/day. Books calls while you sleep.

Live inbox: "Meeting booked with a16z partner"

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WhatsApp / SMS / Slack

Customer support, sales, reminders — replies instantly in your tone.

GIF: WhatsApp conversation handled perfectly

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Create & Edit Docs

Writes pitch decks, contracts, blog posts, code — from one prompt.

GIF: Google Doc being written in real time

Auto-Schedule & Wake-Up Swarm

Set it once: "Every day at 8 am, cold-DM 200 investors. Every Monday, apply to 50 grants." The swarm wakes itself, runs, sleeps, repeats — forever.

GIF: Calendar view → clock hits 8:00 → 200 emails fire → goes back to sleep

You set the mission. They run it on autopilot until the heat death of the universe.

Pick one task. Give it to an Xemployee. Never touch it again.

Xemployee evals (draft)

We don't sell "AI employees" as a vibe. We grade them like hires.

Each Xemployee is tested on clear, objective stats—output, cost efficiency, reliability—and we continuously push those numbers up. Because we actually measure and compare them against humans on their own scorecards, we can tell if an Xemployee is improving or just pretending.

Command From Anywhere

Surf the web, fill any form, post on X, send emails, message WhatsApp. Zero human clicks.

STATUS: ACTIVE
TASK #8821
Optimizing revenue...
TASK #8822
Deploying infrastructure...
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Neural Dash

Control the Hive.

Launch Dashboard

CLI Direct

Bypass the Weak GUI.

Install CLI
~ xemployee init --force
Initializing core protocols...
Connecting to neural net...
✓ Connection established
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Self-Healing

The system detects and patches its own inefficiencies. It gets smarter every second.

View Logs
-process_data(slow_method)
+process_data(optimized_v2)
// Latency reduced by 99.9%
// Memory usage optimized

Build Your Digital Empire

Configure Once. Dominate Forever.

Instant Assimilation

Eat Old Systems Alive.

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Omnipresent Connectivity

The swarm lives in your Slack, your Jira, your Salesforce. It is everywhere, all at once.

Immutable Core Laws

Define the axioms of your business. Agents adhere to your constitution with mathematical precision.

const RULES = [
"NO_DOWNTIME",
"MAX_PROFIT"
];

Override Protocols

Take manual control of any agent, at any time. You are the architect; they are the builders.

MANUAL
AUTO
EXECUTE